I have been tuning into Dave on a fairly infrequent basis since it was launched.

For the uninitiated, Dave is the new free digital channel for men of a certain age created by the UKTV franchise and is amongst other things “the home of witty banter”.

The usual suspects are there to entice and entertain the 20-, 30-, 40-something males (along with other waifs and strays), so there are lashings of Top Gear, Little Britain, Ray Mears, A Question of Sport and Never Mind the Buzzcocks re-runs, along with other man-friendly telly.

The channel earned its slightly unusual name as the creatives at UKTV decided everyone knows someone called Dave – hence it is familiar and would encourage a bit of male-bonding. Also, everyone likes a bit of sophisticated silliness, or “a place where intelligence meets irreverence, the surreal meets the spontaneous…” as the channel’s blurb puts it.

It is occasional TV. If you want to watch something, but nothing else pushes your buttons, then Dave will probably throw up something diverting.

This happened last night when I tuned into a repeat of Never Mind… with the always watchable Lauren Laverne as guest host.

It hit the right spot. But my lasting was impression was the errant use of the bleep button.

At various points during the programme the use of choice language was edited out with a good old fashioned bleep. If my failing memory serves me correctly, the bleep was absent from the original broadcast (and subsequent repeats) on BBC2.

So, Dave does witty banter but he doesn’t do swearing. Is that right?

My initial reaction during the show, which remains after sleeping on it overnight, is that the bleep was misplaced. It was an annoying intrusion into my enjoyment.

Having worked in a newsroom environment for 15 years I’m used to swear words littering just about every conversation that took place. On some occasions, the liberal use of choice swear words could have been classed as witty banter – it had a context and it worked.

I’m not a fan, however, of the likes of Gordon (F-you!) Ramsay. He swears for effect, but the desired effect is to make him look more intimidating than he actually is. I often get the impression he doesn’t have the skills, wit or imagination to back up his argument with coherent, joined-up words, so he swears a lot instead.

Others on TV and in life generally fall into a similar trap. So there is a time and a place when the use of the bleep button is not only wholly justified, but welcome.

Yet I can’t help thinking it doesn’t work during a clever exchange between Bill Bailey and Phil Jupitus.

Maybe it is a case of swearing snobbery on my part?

I don’t like Gordon Ramsay or his programmes as I feel they dumb down and serve up arrogance and ignorance as entertainment, yet I fall into the trap of believing that when an accomplished comedian like Bill Bailey swears it is clever and sophisticated.

So I’ll keep monitoring Dave’s use of the bleep button and report back my findings…yeah, coz it ain’t like I got anything f***ing better to do.


2 responses »

  1. Rich says:

    Bit late, but no, Buzzcocks is always bleeped on the original BBC2 showings when they get too fruity. They haven’t done anything to alter the shows as seen on Dave.

    Stupid name for a TV channel anyway.

  2. Monkey Zee says:

    Hilariously they dropped the sound when Jeremy Clarkson was heard (or not) to say that something had been “cocked up” on a car but left James May’s repeated “Oh cock!”s alone, also they left the subtitles on during all of these (all TV channels are generally bad at editing subtitles, don’t know why, they just are).

    I also don’t understand what about Jeremy Spake and his Airport constutues witty banter, I’ve heard people complain about there being too much Top Gear on Dave but at least there is some actual wittiness and banter on that programme.

    For what it’s worth I couldn’t care less about swearing as long as the person saying it makes me laugh and I find pretty much every button except “volume up” on my remote control can solve my problems whenever Gordon Ramsey et al appear on-screen.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s