The BBC’s psuedo-news output on BBC1 this morning had an item on the search for the best football chant.
The item, brought to us in the usual superficial style we expect from the Beeb’s various info-tainment programmes, was by sports news hound Mike Bushell.
There were various renditions of witty (sic) terrace chants.
But it got me thinking there was one glaring, obvious and very relevant omission:
“You don’t know what you’re doing!”