Ever wondered what happens to ex-reality TV show stars?
They get auctioned off on online.
Alex Wotherspoon, finalist in The Apprentice, is a lot on buyonegivetwice.co.uk.
Lucky bidders got a chance to “win a hot date with one of the most talked about and lusted after Apprentice candidates ever”.
The blurb continues: “The Apprentice finalist has put himself up for grabs to one lucky bidder for an evening of food…”.
We can only hope that fellow Apprentice loser Kevin Shaw will be providing the catering with an Italian-inspired menu comprising carbonara with ham…bacon…or chicken…maybe a baked mushroom which is, like, a big mushroom that you stuff with, like, tomato and cheese and then, like, bake it in the oven.
There will also, undoubtedly, a chance to sample Alex’s witty repartee:
- Winning bidder: So Alex, what do you fancy to eat?
- Alex: What are you asking me that for, why do you need to know, why is it even relevant? I’m only 24.
- Winning bidder: Red or white wine Alex.
- Alex: I’m not allowed to drink alcohol, I’m only 24.
And so on and so forth.
Some good will come out of the £750 winning bid, with 90% heading towards Bolton Children’s Opportunity Group.