• “Goooooood mooooornnning Lord Sugaaaarrr.” It is sounding more like a primary school assembly or when the head teacher enters your [...]

  School assembly time on The Apprentice

  April 26, 2012
• He’s Ricky Martin. He is The Fitness. He is also a very lucky young man as his second in command in last night’s challenge on The [...]

  Feeling the burn with The Apprentice

  April 19, 2012
• I have no idea what Covent Garden of the Midlands actually means? But it is, apparently, one of the ideas put forward in Lichfield’s bid [...]

  Covent Garden of the Midlands

  April 13, 2012
• I thought it was completely unfair of The Daily Telegraph to produce a picture-led special this week on the 12 biggest idiots to appear on The [...]

  Shooting fish in a barrel on The Apprentice

  April 11, 2012

• It was the lads’ turn to shine on The Apprentice last night and they didn’t disappoint. Now, when I say “shine” I’m [...]

  Boys will be boys on The Apprentice

  April 5, 2012
• I am old enough to remember when £100,000 seemed like a lot of money. These days it is just about enough to pay the weekly wages of a [...]

  A drop in the ocean to save ye olde city

  April 4, 2012